Actually, anyone have a better title for the top signs list? Anyways, let's start one and I will compile all together when it is time. The compiled version on the Web is at alpha.zimage.com/~ant/ant...signs.html ... 
I will start with my list (some might be cheesy):
1. You're a maintainer of The Ants FAQ because you get tired of reading and answering the same questions.
2. You have a Web site/personal page that is mostly about ants.
3. Everyone calls you "Ant" instead of your real name.
4. Your friends ask you to come over to their house to identify the ants or remove them.
5. You go nuts when you see a winged queen ant or a nuptial flight.
6. You always go outside after a rain (during the proper season).
7. You wished you were an ant instead of a human.
8. You scream at the ants invading your house. "This is my territory! Get out!"
9. You badly want to meet E.O. Wilson and get his autograph.
10. In boring classes, you start drawing ants.
11. You know every species of ants in your area.
12. You always carry a small tube, just in case you find a winged queen ant or a regular queen ant.
13. You always lift over rocks to see if there is a good colony under it.
14. You laugh at every ants movie for the technical flaws.
15. People look at you weird when catching ants in public places.
16. You call The Ants (Holldobler and E.O. Wilson) book the "ants bible".
17. You subscribed to every ant mailing lists and forums.
18. You know you're a myrmecophile if you know what that word means. -Todd
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Who's next?
[revised the post] --antdude
I will start with my list (some might be cheesy):
1. You're a maintainer of The Ants FAQ because you get tired of reading and answering the same questions.
2. You have a Web site/personal page that is mostly about ants.
3. Everyone calls you "Ant" instead of your real name.
4. Your friends ask you to come over to their house to identify the ants or remove them.
5. You go nuts when you see a winged queen ant or a nuptial flight.
6. You always go outside after a rain (during the proper season).
7. You wished you were an ant instead of a human.
8. You scream at the ants invading your house. "This is my territory! Get out!"
9. You badly want to meet E.O. Wilson and get his autograph.
10. In boring classes, you start drawing ants.
11. You know every species of ants in your area.
12. You always carry a small tube, just in case you find a winged queen ant or a regular queen ant.
13. You always lift over rocks to see if there is a good colony under it.
14. You laugh at every ants movie for the technical flaws.
15. People look at you weird when catching ants in public places.
16. You call The Ants (Holldobler and E.O. Wilson) book the "ants bible".
17. You subscribed to every ant mailing lists and forums.
18. You know you're a myrmecophile if you know what that word means. -Todd
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Who's next?
[revised the post] --antdude
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